These are just a few:
- My 7 yo is becoming very observant and remarked to me tonight, after I plopped something unknown into his soup that could have been edible. What I mean to say is that I think it was edible. I am pretty sure it was just a stray bean (the soup was bean and bacon soup). He said, "Mom, don't put that in my soup." I was caught! Guilty as charged.
- He is also one to say things like, "Mom, don't squeeze my blood." (when I squeezed his arm after he got in trouble for something -- this doesn't actually fit in the teasing section of my blog, but more like the how-do-you-handle-frustration part.
- OK, now I am going on a rant about my boy, but this is the same observant, politically correct child who will say to me (after I have licked my finger to wipe a little stain off his face - a food stain of course), "Mom, please don't use your spit to clean my face."
- The other thing that goes with today's funny Kid-ding and Mom-ming is my little 3 yo. She is dry at night most of the time (if you are a Mom, you know exactly what I mean). A friend gave me the tip to have her wear thick underwear with one of those crinkly (huge) cloth diaper covers over. So, I have been doing that (you can buy those at Target I believe). It actually works pretty well. I am not going through diapers like crazy and she is dry about 50% of the time. Anyway, the funny thing about it is that once I put that thing on her, she has this monstrosity of a bottom. It is hilarious. When the 5 yo starts snickering and saying what a "big bottom" her sister has, I quickly shush her and change the subject. I don't want the 3 yo to know we are all laughing b/c I don't want to start buying diapers again. I wish I had a picture of it, but usually don't have my wits about me by the end of the day when I am herding kids to bed.
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